Those who imitate nothing, produce nothing.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... Procrastinating and rationalizing.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.